onomatopoem

so i posted this in my real-live-regular-straight-people-too journal and figured it might go okay here, too. if not, HOLLA. i've explained anything that's unexplainable.</font></font>
note: this is crossposted all over livejournal like a rash. if you have ever kissed a girl and belong to a community even slightly-at-a-MOLECULAR-level-slightly reminiscient... sort of... of it, you will most likely see it there.
i'm sorry, babies :[

so hey, i'm alice (i always feel the need to introduce myself... hmm.), i'll be 18 in ten days(!!!!), and i live in rhode island. and i'm really, really, really fuckin gay. REALLY gay. haha. just throwing that out there. if one person asks for it (only because i won't plague you all with scrolls and verbal (well, textual) hieroglyphics on My Inner Self if none of you give a fuck) asks, i'll throw some "here's who i REALLY am" stuff. edited to be quaint and eccentric and intriguing in a sexy, carefree kind of way. obvi.
kay.
kay.

okay so enough people in my life have asked me to show photographical evidence of The Transformation I've Recently Undertaken so here we are.

i work at a restaurant that is pretty upscale, but no uniforms. so i have to LEGITIMATELY dress nicely EVERY SHIFT. it's hard, it really actually is.

i even tried to make the contrast not so stark, but, in restrospect, it kind of is.

so here

is what i look like usually. frightening, huh? dude, i'm beyond dumpster chic. that's what they're calling mary-kate and ashley these days. i am dumpster not-so-chic. salvation army not "look at this cute vintage find!" but "holy shit if i shop in the little boys' section i can get 10 yrs.' worth of clothes for three cents!" i am a mess.

brave enough to handle more? (i promise i'm not that ALWAYS that crusty-looking! come find out. ( here we go!Collapse )



so that's me. i am a big girl and i have a big girl job and i dress up with other normal human beings and go to work at a fancy job!
coollllll.

what's new with you these days?

hope you're well.
BYE.

sasverse

Hey there.
First posting, yeah!

My name is Sas and I am (almost) 24 years old. I live in northern Germany, near Hamburg :)
I am in a relationship for deven month now and happy as hell ;)

(  we may not be pretty...but we are in loveCollapse )

shirleysdrkling

( me and my girlfriendCollapse )

nialalamainia

hey everyone this is a picture of myself and my friend. i am the really white chick and she is the beautiful black goddess :)